May 2013
emmatsone:
i’m a victoria’s secret model. it’s such a secret that not even victoria knows.
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
so-many-feels:
deucebowl:
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
inbox:
if you think im ugly on the internet just wait until you see me in real life
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
sexydavestrider:
ceruleansugar:
fruityassfactory:
twingeneticist:
THERES
ONLY
116
SAND
CATS
LEFT
ON
EARTH
brb dying inside
yikes
everyone needs to do something about this i have loved sandcats since i was a child
condorn:
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
rneerkat:
charkoaler:
rneerkat:
the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea
could you not
comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
johnentwlstle:
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
g2gfast:
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
lokiaintevenbovvered:
venusaurphobia:
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY
melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
D
I
A
G
O
N
A
L
L
...
thats-slightly-raven:
spoken-not-written:
thats-slightly-raven:
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I swear to god.
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
